Best Quote of the Week: Time Three?

          Yes, three, because I missed the passed two week and have feel this week will be missed too. Let's get to it.


          1: "You and your Johnson. A way of life." ~From a mischievous Johnson's commercial
          Hit the jump for the rest.

"It's Saturday night, distant lights- You, your girl, and your Johnson." Oh, Johnson Corp... Sounds like a good Saturday.

"You, your kids, and your Johnson." Eww! Come on! You know, Johnson, you know! Eww!

          2: "Uh, Duh, winning." ~Charlie Sheen

          Really, though, it's every insane and amazing thing he said last week. So, to cover it all, I'm letting Jimmy Fallon take care of the rest.

  

          3. "I put some DNA in that puppy." ~Brian the Sexual Predator from The Nostalgia Chick.

          Ewww. (Think Jake from Daria)