Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Best Quote of the Week ~ [11/3/13]


          "If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
~Mitch Hedberg

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Best Quote of the Week ~ [10/14/12]

Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
          "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
~Albert Einstein


Extra Quote:
          "Why'd the wooden box need cough syrup...? Because it was a coffin!"

Thursday, September 20, 2012

An Exercise in R

          The round man with his red tie, rosy cheeks, and rotund belly, runs, I kid, rumbles down the street. He makes a right turn on Rosalind Ave., slips and rolls down the hill. On his riotous fall, he rams into a registered nurse, passes rowdy bunch of punks, and crashes into a record store owned by retired Randy Regal. Red Hot Chili Peppers play on the radio as the two men share a rustic looks. The ringing of the store bell returns owners glance to the store’s entrance revealing a rigid looking old lady with eyes like rubies. She commands respect and when she has it she tells them a riddle. The one who remarks correctly gets a great reward. The plump one goes to response, but the owner throws a recorder at him, rather rude of him, and gives his own answer. The woman reports that his answer was indeed correct and gives his 300 rubles. Roland, the fat man, roars with laughter. Rejoicing and unhurt, he walks out—the broken window made he rocketed through earlier.


          I don't know if I'll continue this, but if I do you will find it here.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Best Quote of the Week ~ [6/3/12]


          "Rocky, you're now a Black Chinese."
~Kim from The Invincible Four of Kung Fu & Ninja #1 


          Watch Linkara's brilliant review of the comic here. He does a great Kim!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Best Quote from Mario Party 4 After Dark

ScrewAttack always fun and foul-mouthed Mario Party After Dark.
          "Hey, Sam! If I had a dollar for all the fucks I give, I'd be dirt poor."
~Jared on Mario Party 4 After Dark (Hit the link to watch. Warning: Language) 

Friday, February 10, 2012

Lollipop Chainsaw - Nick & Juliet Trailer


          This is the new trailer for Suda51 and Grasshopper Manufacture's new game Lollipop Chainsaw. This trailer is really funny. I can't wait for this to come out. Check it out below.